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	<title>Laidback Nerd &#187; Perversions</title>
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		<title>Ez Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jobee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have made a collection of quotes from Ezra&#8217;s Facebook Profile. Some are downright funny and some hit you right on the spot.

Miss, ok ka &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have made a collection of quotes from Ezra&#8217;s Facebook Profile. Some are downright funny and some hit you right on the spot.</p>
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<li>Miss, ok ka rin noh?! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.</li>
<li>Ice ka ba? &#8211; Crush kita, okay lang?</li>
<li>You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?</li>
<li>Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you..</li>
<li>your lips look so lonely – would they like to meet mine?</li>
<li>I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!</li>
<li>minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla… para mahulog ka na sa akin</li>
<li>feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa.. you know.. we just click!</li>
<li>Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo.. Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?</li>
<li>kung may rabis ang laway mo. handa akong maulol makahalik lang sayo</li>
<li>magaling ka naman sa math di ba?? paki substitute naman yung X ko please</li>
<li>1 over 100 lang ako kanina sa exam ko dahil sayo!!.. Ikaw lang kasi ang tama sa buhay ko</li>
<li>Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?&#8221;Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko&#8221;</li>
<li>pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko?</li>
<li>Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu shoot ba kita?? hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss..?</li>
<li>Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa EDSA……I can’t move on</li>
<li>ibibili kita ng salbabida&#8230; kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko</li>
<li>ang buhay ko ay parang nakasakay sa seesaw&#8230;pag wala ka down ako</li>
<li>your tears don&#8217;t fall.. they crash around me</li>
<li>Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?</li>
<li>infatuation can only hold the mind for a maximum of 4 months.. if it exceeds that point, i guess you&#8217;re already in love..</li>
<li>mas madaling ngumiti kahit hindi ka masaya kesa ipaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka</li>
<li>staying single makes a person a permanent public temptation</li>
<li>may kandila ka ba dyan?? pwede pakitirik sa dibdib ko, para sa puso kong patay na patay sa iyo</li>
<li>pwede ba pagkatapos mo sagutan ang exam mo, ako naman ang sagutin mo?</li>
<li>pwede bang tumingin ka sa akin habang nakataingin ako sa iyo?? para may pagtingin tayo sa isa-t isa</li>
<li>hindi ka manlalamig sa isang tao kung wala kang nilalanding bago</li>
<li>the silence of a woman tremendously shakes the consciousness of men</li>
<li>miss BariL kba? pede pa tira? kahit isang putok lng..</li>
<li>sometimes the people who are afraid of having commitments are the persons who know the real meaning of it</li>
<li>(advice from dentists): treat your bf / gf like a toothbrush, do not let anybody use them.. and change them every three months</li>
<li>sana holdaper ka na lang.. para ibibigay ko sa iyo ang lahat basta wag mo lang akong sasaktan</li>
<li>advisory: do not use real sarap or magic sarap seasoning.. dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa akin mo lang malalasap ehehe</li>
<li>don&#8217;t make the same mistake twice, madami pang kasalanan dyan, try mo din yung iba</li>
<li>i am not sad when i see my ex flirting with someone because i know how to share my used toys to poor children</li>
<li>(advice para sa mga ex) &#8211; ingat ka ha.. tanga ka pa naman</li>
<li>before you find fault be sure you are dealing with facts, not figments of the imagination.. (translation: bad ang manlait pero kung totoo ayos lang)</li>
<li>don&#8217;t ever try to understand everything.. some things will just never make sense</li>
<li>the trouble with most people is that they have diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain</li>
<li>love hurts when God knows we deserve someone else</li>
<li>you have to learn that sometimes it is not love, it is just a feeling and you just over- reacted</li>
<li>how can you simply forget someone who has given you so much to remember?</li>
<li>everything will be okay in then end, if it is not okay then it is not yet the end</li>
<li>the only thing more dangerous than a beautiful lady is a lady who can think</li>
<li>no matter how plain and simple you are, there is someone who will surely look at you as if you are the most perfect creature that ever existed</li>
<li>everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end?</li>
<li>i can always take care of myself.. still, i want to meet the person who can prove me that i can&#8217;t</li>
<li>it&#8217;s better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn&#8217;t want to be there or is there and then suddenly disappears</li>
<li>it is true that people can move on but you can never change the fact that only amnesia and death can erase memories</li>
<li>if you can&#8217;t be happy, be yummy</li>
<li>don&#8217;t underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers</li>
<li>what&#8217;s the use of your so-called beauty when no man takes you seriously??</li>
<li>there are two perfect guys out there, the only problem is that they are dating each other ehehe</li>
<li>wag kang matakot na hindi na maayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo.. malay mo ginulo lang talaga yan para umayos ka</li>
<li>why is it that the phrase &#8221; i love you &#8221; desperately seeks an answer when in the broadest sense it is not even a question?</li>
<li>lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mong problemahin</li>
<li>everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end??</li>
<li>wag kang choosy kung hindi ka naman yummy!!</li>
<li>masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap..</li>
<li>sometimes, just to make sure i was wrong, i&#8217;d make the same mistake twice</li>
<li>di mo pa ako binabato pero tinamaan na ako sa iyo</li>
<li>pinapatanong ng nanay ko kung ABSCBN ka daw ba?? gusto ka na niya kasi maging kapamilya..</li>
<li>kung magiging bagay ako gusto ko maging palito.. ikaw? sana palito ka na lang din para match tayo</li>
<li>pwede ba kitang maging side car? single kasi ako eh</li>
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		<title>Reflection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jobee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I am lying in bed listening to the squeak of the electric fan accompanied by the sound of the rain dropping on our roof. &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here I am lying in bed listening to the squeak of the electric fan accompanied by the sound of the rain dropping on our roof. I feel sleepy and yet I can&#8217;t seem to doze off, must be the ganja I smoked earlier. I never had this silence for a while and this gave me the chance to think and reflect about the things happening in my life. A lot is going through my mind right now and I sort of think that I am having a mid-life crisis.</p>
<p>I recently submitted my letter of resignation for the company I worked for. The main reason is that I really don&#8217;t enjoy now what I am doing, then there are other factors like the incompetence of your co-workers or the fact that some of them talk shit behind my back. People with so little room for thinking are not allowed to become superiors in my opinion. I used to love what I was doing at work. Every day, I look forward to coming to work back then. I look forward to learning new things and discovering solutions to the problems that lay. And then after a couple of years, things started to get dull, work became monotonous and soon I realized that career growth was very slow. And since my original plan was to stay there for 5 years and last September I have achieved that goal, I think that it is time for me to move on.</p>
<p>My only concern now is whether I think I made the right choice or not. With my current job, we could somehow get by and manage to save a little. There&#8217;s a sense of financial security&#8230; somehow. What I am afraid of now is that I have no plans whatsoever after I resign. I want to take a break first before I find another job. I want a new line of work. I want to experience something new, something different. Then I found this car for sale online and it made me want to buy the car, the only solution I can think of is to sell my Nouvo and then get a 2-year loan from our cooperative. If I get that loan though, it would mean I have to extend my stay for 2 years. So I really need to think about whether I really like the car or not, because if I really want the car, I will convince myself that 2 years is not that long. But then I again, I think couldn&#8217;t even last a month at my work. See my dilemma?</p>
<p>The reason that I really can&#8217;t stay long now at my job is that our department is falling apart. Every one of us has a fault and people are scared enough to not face the problem or even bother to know what is wrong. I got a boss that is kind and understanding, sometimes too much for the departments good. Sometimes we need a boss that would reprimand our mistakes right? Then there&#8217;s this guy who has got nothing else to do but put blame on all the people that he can lay his sight on! Every time you hear his voice, you can just hear that he is blaming some other guy. Or rather he has a wise-ass comment about every other person in the department. An advice I could give him is that, if he has nothing good to say, better shut up. Who needs a superior that doesn&#8217;t give compliments to his guys? And then there&#8217;s this person who has a great inferiority complex who thinks that he is always right and that he could practically do what he pleases. He is never wrong. And for the rest, including me, we are just plain lazy! We slack off because we can. Who would want to work for such a department?</p>
<p>I just hope things will turn out good with my decision of leaving the company. I want to find a job where I don&#8217;t feel like I am doing a job but rather doing something I really like and getting paid for it.</p>
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		<title>Fable: The Ant and The Grasshopper</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jobee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a field one summer&#8217;s day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart&#8217;s content. An Ant passed by, bearing along with &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a field one summer&#8217;s day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart&#8217;s content. An Ant passed by, bearing along with great toil an ear of corn he was taking to the nest.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why not come and chat with me,&#8221; said the Grasshopper, &#8220;instead of toiling and moiling in that way?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I am helping to lay up food for the winter,&#8221; said the Ant, &#8220;and recommend you to do the same.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why bother about winter?&#8221; said the Grasshopper; we have got plenty of food at present.&#8221; But the Ant went on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the Grasshopper had no food and found itself dying of hunger, while it saw the ants distributing every day corn and grain from the stores they had collected in the summer. It then knocks on the Ant&#8217;s door and asks if there are some food it can spare? Then the Ant answered &#8220;I am sorry, but food is enough only for us, there is none we could spare.&#8221;</p>
<p>Days after, the Grasshopper died of starvation.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Learn to save for the rainy days or else you&#8217;ll DIE&#8221; *_*</em></p>
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		<title>Protected: Better Than Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jobee</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nescafe 3-in-1 SoundSkool</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jobee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard the radio ad for this one? I mean, what the hell? Their ad for me had no appeal to me whatsoever. What&#8217;s &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Have you heard the radio ad for this one? I mean, what the hell? Their ad for me had no appeal to me whatsoever. What&#8217;s with the freaky voices coming from hell? Their idea was good, something different but they should at least think about their ad and its effect on the listeners. Just something to think about :]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Also, what&#8217;s up with the line &#8220;Mamamatay ka sa inggit!&#8221; (You will die of jealousy). How would you come up with an ad that says the listener will die? Weird.</p>
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